Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Amber Alert!!

 

Why does everyone and their Mama consider Amber Rose to be a ho? Serious question. Here’s what we know about her based upon what’s been put on the internet:

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  • She used to be a stripper in Philadelphia.
  • She dated/experimented with women.
  • She is an ass model.
  • She dated Kanye West.
  • She has capitalized on her assets.

How does any of this make her a ho?

Here’s my deduction:

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Someone saw that Amber was bad and asked her to be in a rap video (or she could’ve auditioned). From there men were mesmerized by her ass, as they usually are, and started showering her with gifts and such for the chance to have sex with her. Kanye hollered at her and they dated. While they were dating they traveled all over the world and he bought her things that most mortals can only dream of. They broke up and she’s single. She now has the ability to date in a different bracket and she probably has no intention in looking back. Why would she? Athletes and other rich ninjas try to get at her on a regular basis and she plays her part well by keeping her body right and staying pretty. Hell, she’s only been RUMORED to have dated other men since Kanye (and all that takes is a photo in the club).

So what’s her ho status based on? Stripping? Being bi-sexual? Dating rich men?  She just cannot catch a break.

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2 comments:

SOKJAY said...

She poppin because she BAD! POINT BLANK PERIOD! As far as HO status its all here say, nobody knows what she doing but her.

Beans said...

Exactly!!! People are so busy assuming stuff about people simply because they see something online. They do not know this girl. She's bad and she making money because she's bad. Period point blank.